Jun
30
2009

Air Traffic Control

Posted by: Jester

“Flight 243,” says the control tower “Turn right 45 degrees left for noise reduction.”

“Roger,” replies the captain “But we’re at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make?”

“Sir,” starts the control tower, “Have you ever heard how much noise there is when a 727 hits a 747?”

Share with Delicious Share with Digg Share with Facebook Share with LinkedIn Share with MySpace Share with reddit Share with StumbleUpon Share with Twitter

0 votes Please Vote!

Email This Post Email This Post

Tags: joke, pilot

Leave a Reply

Spam Protection by WP-SpamFree


“If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?”
  — Steven Wright
Subscribe
Subscribe and get jokes in your inbox.
    
Search for Jokes
Sponsored Links


Categories
Archives
Follow Us on Twitter
  • "If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows." -- Yiddish saying #quote 29 mins ago
  • A good masochist takes a lot of beating. #humor 55 mins ago
  • "Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill." -- Steven Wright #humor #quote 1 hr ago
  • I liked "Stairway to Heaven" the first ten thousand time I heard it - but after a week it got old. #humor 2 hrs ago
  • "Non illegitamus carborundum." ... "Don't let the bastards grind you down." #quote 3 hrs ago
  • More updates...