Work Harder - Millions on Welfare Depend on You

Driver Carries No Cash - He's Married

Take Revenge: Shit on a Pigeon

Can't Feed 'Em? Don't Breed 'Em

I'm Busy. You're Ugly. Have a Nice Day.

4 out of 3 People Have Trouble With Fractions

The Shortest Sentence is 'I Am.' The Longest is 'I Do.'

I Am Not An Alcoholic. I'm a Drunk. Alcoholics Go To Meetings.

Jesus is Coming....Look Busy.

Gun Control Means Using Both Hands.

I Brake For...Oh Shit, No Brakes!

Drugs Lead Nowhere ... But it's The Scenic Route

Guns Don't Kill People. Drivers with Cellphones Do.

Keep Honking ... I'm Reloading.

Where The Hell is Easy Street?