A Chap walks up to a man wearing a pointed hat and says:

Chap: You’re Merlin aren’t you?
Merlin: Why yes ..it’s nice to be recognized!
Chap: Bit of a Wizard ..I hear?
Merlin: Well Yes .. I’ve been told I’m skilled
Chap: Do tricks and things ..don’t ya.. Magical stuff?
Merlin: Magical … yes that’s correct
Chap: Turn Kings into Frogs ..and that sort of thing ..Is that right
Merlin: Well Yes ..I suppose I could Turn a King into a Frog!
Chap: Ever Mucked up ..Ya know, made a mistake?
Merlin: Well Yes …hasn’t everyone?
Chap: Can you reverse a curse?
Merlin: Yes I can … with knowledge of who applied the Curse and the actual words of enchantment, I could do it ….Why ?
Chap: I’m Cursed
Merlin: Really … and how long have you been bewitched?
Chap: Years…..
Merlin: Do you know the words spoken over you to lay this curse?
Chap: Yeah .. can’t forget them!
Merlin: What were they?
Chap: something like … Do you take this women to be your lawfully wedded wife.

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