A man went to a nursing home to visit his mother. When he arrived, she was taking a nap, so he sat down in a chair in her room, flipped through a few magazines, and munched on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.
Eventually, his mother wakes up, and the son realizes he’s absentmindedly finished the entire bowl of peanuts. “I’m so sorry, mother, I’ve eaten all of your peanuts!”
“That’s okay, dear,” the mother replied. “After I’ve sucked the chocolate off, I don’t care for them anyway.”