Blond Passenger
Posted by: JesterOn a plane bound for New York a flight attendant approached a blond woman sitting in the first class section and asked her to move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket. The blond replied, “I’m blond, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York, and I’m not moving.”
Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blond replied, “I’m blond, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York, and I’m not moving.”
The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do. The captain said, “I’m married to a blond, and I know how to handle this.” He went to the first class section and whispered in the blond’s ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, “Why didn’t anyone just say so?”
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat. He said, “I told her the first class section wasn’t going to New York.”
