An English businesswomen explained to her doctor that she was always breaking wind. At board meetings, during interviews, in lifts and on trams — it was impossible to control.

“But at least I’m fortunate in two respects,” she told her doctor. “They neither smell nor make a noise. In fact, you’ll be surprised to know I’ve let two go since I’ve been talking to you.”

The doctor reached for his pad, scribbled a prescription, and handed it to her.

“What’s this?” she queried, reading the prescription. “Nasal drops?”

“Yes,” replied the doctor. “First we’ll fix your nose, then we’ll have a go at your hearing”

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