When you are sad…
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum
sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are scared…
I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried…
I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused…
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are lost…
I will answer my cell phone and give you directions.

When you are sick…
I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god, and
hand you a paper towel to wipe your mouth.

When you fall…
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath…
I pledge ’till the end. Why? Because you are my friend.

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