Sexual Puns

Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!

Q. What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like?
A. Depends…

Q. What’s “68”?
A. You do me and I owe you one.

Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged!

Q. What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
A. Popeye almost killed him!

Q. How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
A. Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

Q. What’s the definition of a vagina?
A. The box a penis comes in.

Q. What two words will clear out a men’s restroom?
A. “Nice Dick!”

Q. What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
A. Toys for Twats.

Q. Define Transvestite:
A. A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!

Q. What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy?
A. Two Mennonite!

Q. What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
A. The cold shoulder.

Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A. His hand caught fire.

Q. What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
A. Gladiator!

Q. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A. Put a nipple on it.

Q. If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear?
A. A hole in it.

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