Jul
27
2009
Top 15 Signs You Have Nothing to Do at Work
Posted by: Jester| 15. | You find yourself looking forward to your next random drug test. |
| 14. | You’ve already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for the year..and it’s February. |
| 13. | The only activity on your calendar: Thursday/8:00am — Discuss “Survivor” at the water cooler. |
| 12. | You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces an image of Elvis. |
| 11. | You’ve actually figured out a way to get Gilligan off that island. |
| 10. | You decide to see how many Mountain Dew’s you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs. |
| 9. | Wake up, fix your wife her breakfast and kiss her goodbye, then back to bed. |
| 8. | Over 200 alphabetical, notated, and cross-indexed submissions to today’s Top Five List. |
| 7. | People only come into your office to borrow pencils from your ceiling. |
| 6. | Your employer lets you listen in on his calls from the president. |
| 5. | You knew that guy who hired you to find his wife’s killer looked familiar. |
| 4. | No longer content with merely photocopying your ass, you now scan it and enhance it with Photoshop. |
| 3. | After months of taking frequent breaks, you now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarves. |
| 2. | Your title? Hooters Employee Continuing Education Coordinator. |
| 1. | The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish. |
