A Really Bad Day
Posted by: JesterA small guy was sitting at a bar staring darkly at his drink. After quite some time, a large biker came along and snatched his glass, guzzled down the contents and laughed, “Hah! So what you gonna do about that, little man?”
“Nothing,” sighed the little guy despondently. “You see, today has been the worst day of my life. This morning I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss was furious with me so he fired me. I cleared my desk, went to my car, only to discover that it wasn’t there – somebody had stolen it. So I got a taxi home, but when it came to paying the driver I realized I’d lost my wallet. I then had to go into my house but when I did, I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
“So I left home and came to this bar. And just when I was thinking about ending it all, you came along and drank my poison…”
