Aug
13
2009
Blonde Driver
Posted by: JesterA State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches a ‘blonde lady’ driver.
“Ma’am, is there a reason that you’re weaving all over the road?” the officer asks.
The woman nervously replied, “Oh officer, thank goodness you’re here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!”
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer pointed and said, “Ma’am…that’s your air freshener.”
