Horse in the House
Posted by: JesterJoe was trying to lead a horse in the street, but was having a lot of trouble getting the horse’s cooperation. A passerby stopped and offered his help. Joe was grateful and gladly accepted.
After much pushing and shoving, they finally got the horse to the front door of Joe’s apartment. Joe indicated that the horse was to go through the door. More pushing and shoving.
Once inside, Joe and the passerby managed to work the horse up the steps and into Joe’s apartment on the third floor, then through the living room and into the bathtub.
Wiping the sweat from his brow, the helpful man said, “I don’t want to be nosy, but this is most unusual…”
Joe said, “Yes well, when my wife comes home, she’ll look in the bathroom and say, ‘There’s a horse in the bathroom!’”
The man looked confused and said “So…what does that have to do with anything?”
Joe replied, “Hey, how many times in a man’s life does he ever get the chance to tell his wife, ‘I know! I know!’?”
Tags: joke, men and women
