Infidelity
Posted by: JesterThree men died in a car accident and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter spoke to them saying, “I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie….Hell is waiting for you.
To the first man, Saint Peter asked, “How many times did you cheat on your wife?” The first man answered, “I was a good husband. I never cheated on my wife.” Saint Peter replied, “Very good! Not only will I allow you in, but for being faithful to your wife I will give you a huge mansion and a limousine for your transportation.
To the second man, Saint Peter asked, “How many times did you cheat on your wife?” The second man replied, “I cheated on my wife twice.” Saint Peter told him, “I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a four- bedroom house and a BMW.”
To the third man, Saint Peter asked, “So, how many times did you cheat on your wife?” The third man replied, “Sir, I cheated on my wife about 8 times.” Saint Peter said, “I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a one-room apartment, and a Yugo for your transportation.”
A couple hours later the second and third men saw the first man crying his eyes out. “Why are you crying?” they men asked. “You got the mansion and limo!” The first man replied, “I’m crying because I saw my wife a little while ago, and she was riding a skateboard!”
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