When I asked her to the prom, she just looked at me, giggled and smiled.

When I asked her to dance, she just looked at me, giggled and smiled.

When I asked her to kiss me, she just looked at me, giggled and smiled.

When I asked her to move in with me, she just looked at me, giggled and smiled.

When I asked her to make love to me, she just looked at me, giggled and smiled.

When I asked for her hand in marriage, she just looked at me, giggled and smiled.

When I asked her to bear my children, she just looked at me, giggled and smiled.

…and that’s when I realized: she’s a retard.

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