Aug
23
2009

Old Classmates

Posted by: Jester

A woman was sitting in the waiting room for her first appointment with a new dentist. She noticed his diploma on the wall which bore his full name. Suddenly, she remembered a tall handsome, dark haired boy with the same name who had been in her high school class 30 years-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that she had a crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing the dentist however, she quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been her long-lost classmate. After the appointment was finished, she was still curious so she asked him if he had attended Central High School.

“Yes I did.. I’m a Mustang” he gleamed with pride.

“When did you graduate?” she asked?

He answered “Why do you ask?”

“You were in my class,” she exclaimed.

He looked at her closely, then that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, gray-haired, decrepit, dentist asked, “What did you teach?

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