Aug
1
2009
Particle Physics
Posted by: JesterA particle physicist’s joke:
A neutron walks into a bar and says: “A beer, please.”
The bartender serves one up.
“How much will that be?” asks the neutron.
“For you?” replies the bartender, “No charge.”
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