The Goblin
Posted by: JesterOne morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man looking around in front of her house.
“You’re a goblin,” she says so the man. “I caught you and you owe me three wishes!”.
The goblin replies “OK, you caught me fair and square, what’s your first wish?”.
The woman stops and thinks for a second, “I want a huge mansion to live in.”.
The goblin replies “OK, you’ve got it.”
The woman weighs her options and says “My second wish is a Mercedes.”
“OK, you’ve got that too.” said the goblin.
“My last wish to have ten million dollars!”.
The goblin then says “OK, you’ve got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex with me all night.”
The woman thinks about it but decides she really wants her wishes to come true, so she says “OK then, if that’s what it takes…”
The next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
“Tell me,” says the man, “how old are you?”
“I’m 27″, she replies.
“Wow”, says the man, “27 and you still believe in goblins??”
