Two brooms were hanging out in the closet together. After a while they got to know each other so well that they fell in love and decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, during the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
“I think I am going to have a little broom!”

“IMPOSSIBLE!” said the groom broom… We haven’t even swept together.

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