Aug
3
2009

Vices

Posted by: Jester

A bum asks a man for a few dollars.

The man says, “If I give you the money, will you just use it to buy booze?”

The bum says “No.”

The man asks, “Will you gamble it away?”

The bum says “No.”

Then the man asks, “Then will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”

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