Aug
1
2009
Why Dogs are Better than Women
Posted by: Jester- Dogs don’t cry.
- Dogs love it when your friends come over.
- Dogs think you sing great.
- A dog’s time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
- The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
- Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
- Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
- Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away.
- Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
- Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
- Dogs know that you have to raise your voice to make your point.
- Dogs would rather have a hamburger dinner than lobster.
- You never have to wait for a dog, they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
- Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
- Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
- Dogs get excited if you bring another dog home.
- Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
