Sep
28
2009

Doctor’s Advice

Posted by: Jester

Harry, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw Harry walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Harry and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”

Harry replied, “Sure, Doc. Just doing what you said: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’”

The doctor said, “I didn’t say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful’”

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