Sep
6
2009
Getting Married
Posted by: JesterAn elderly gentleman said to his eighty-year old buddy: “So I hear you’re getting married?”
“Yep!” replied the groom to be.
“Do I know her?”
“Nope!”
“This woman, is she good looking?”
“Not really.”
“Is she a good cook?”
“Naw, she can’t cook too well.”
“Does she have lots of money?”
“Nope! Poor as a church mouse.”
“Well, then, is she good in bed?”
“I don’t know.”
“Why in the world do you want to marry her then?”
“Because she can still drive!”
Tags: joke, men and women, relationships
