Open Microphone
Posted by: JesterA jumbo jet is at the end of its flight and preparing to land. The pilot comes on over the intercom. “This is Capt. Johnson. We’re on our final approach to our destination. I want to thank you for flying with us today, and we appreciate you flying with us today.”
The pilot forgets to switch off the microphone. The whole plane can now hear the conversation from the cockpit. The copilot says to the pilot, “Well skipper, watcha gonna do in Toronto?
“Now all ears in the plane are listening in to this conversation.
“Well,” says the skipper, “first I’m gonna check into the hotel and take a crap. Then I’m gonna take that new stewardess out for dinner. You know, the one with the huge boobs. I’m gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room, and put it to her all night.”
Everyone in the plane is trying to get a look at the new stewardess.
She’s so embarrassed that she runs from the back of the plane to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady’s bag and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says, “No need to run, dear. He’s gotta take a shit first!”
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