Sep
19
2009

Signs That You Live In The Digital Age

Posted by: Jester
  1. You just tried to enter your password into the microwave.
  2. You call your son’s cell phone to let him know it’s time to eat and he emails you back from his bedroom to ask what’s for dinner.
  3. Your daughter sells Girl Scout cookies via her web site.
  4. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven’t spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.
  5. Your grandmother asks you to send her images of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
  6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to check and see if anyone else is home.
  7. Leaving the house without your cell phone, something you did every day for the first 20-50 years of your life, is cause for panic and turning around to go get it.
  8. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
  9. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
  10. You’re reading this.

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