A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner

The man at the checkout looks at her and says “I bet you’re single aren’t you?”

The woman replies very sarcastically “How did you guess?”

He replies, “Because you’re sinfully ugly.”

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