A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. “What are those for?” she asked suspiciously.

“I’m a juggler,” the man replied. “I use those in my act.”

The officer, wanting to be sure, said “Please step out of the car and show me.”

The driver got out with the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more. Finally, he had seven machetes in the air, juggling them overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.

Pretty soon another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said, “My God. I’ve got to give up drinking! Look at the tests they’re giving now.”

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