Sep
2
2009
The Pharmacist
Posted by: JesterA woman walked into a drug store and asked the pharmacist for some arsenic.
The pharmacist asks “Ma’am, what do you want with arsenic?”.
The lady say’s “To kill my husband.”
“I can’t sell you any for that reason.” says the druggist.
The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo and shows it to the pharmacist. The picture is of a man and a women in a compromising position The man in the photo is the woman’s husband and the lady is the pharmacist’s wife.
After looking at the photo, the pharmacist says “Oh, I didn’t know you had a prescription…”
Tags: joke, relationships
