Sep
27
2009
Women’s Nine Phrases
Posted by: JesterHere are the nine most popular phrases women use and what they really mean.
- Fine – This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
- Five Minutes – If she’s getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
- Nothing – This is the calm before the storm. “Nothing” means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing surely end in “Fine” (see #1).
- Go Ahead – This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!
- Loud Sigh – This isn’t actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about “Nothing” (see #3).
- That’s Ok – This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. It means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
- Thanks – A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
- Whatever – Is a women’s way of saying F * * K YOU!
- Don’t Worry About It, I Got It – Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response, see #3. Then RUN!
Tags: joke, men and women, relationships
