Want to know how to write a single’s ad that REALLY works?

The following was published in the Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, and cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (###) ###-#### and ask for Daisy, I’ll be waiting…

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Hundreds of men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society.

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