Oct
15
2009
Country Doctor
Posted by: JesterAn old redneck carried a younger man into a country doctor’s office.
The redneck deposited him on the examining table, and said, “See if you can patch him up, doc. His backside is shot up good, like it was a tail on a possum.”
“Who shot him?” asked the doctor.
“I did.” the redneck replied. “But do yer best, ‘cuz he’s my son-in-law.”
The doctor said, “Why in the world would you shoot your son-in-law?”
The redneck said, “Well, he warn’t my son-in-law when I shot him.”
