Oct
8
2009

Deputy Sheriff

Posted by: Jester

There is a deputy sheriff assigned to courthouse security.

As part of his job, he explains court procedures to visitors. One day, he was showing a group of ninth-graders around while on a field trip.

Court was in recess and only the clerk and a young man in custody wearing handcuffs were in the courtroom.

“This is where the judge sits,” the deputy explains to the students, pointing to the bench. “The lawyers sit at these tables. The court clerk sits over there. The court recorder, or stenographer, sits over here. Near the judge is the witness stand and over there is where the jury sits.”

“As you can see,” he finished, “there are a lot of people involved in making this system work.”

At that point, the prisoner raised his cuffed hands and said, “Yeah, but I’m the one who makes it all happen.”

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