Oct
5
2009

Doctor’s Orders

Posted by: Jester

A 75-year-old woman went to the doctor for a checkup.

The doctor told her she needed more cardiovascular activity and that she should engage in sexual activity three times a week.

A bit embarrassed, she said to the doctor, “Please tell my husband.”

The doctor went out into the waiting room and told the husband that his wife needed sex three times a week.

The 80-year-old husband replied, “Which days?”

The doctor answered, “Monday, Wednesday and Friday would be ideal.”

The husband said, “I can bring her Monday and Wednesday, but on Fridays I golf, so she’ll have to take the bus.”

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