Oct
14
2009

Life After Marriage

Posted by: Jester

Daniel and Jessica, a young couple, got married and went happily on their honeymoon.

When they got back, Jessica immediately called her mother and her mother asked her, “How was the honeymoon, dearest?”

“Oh, Ma,” she replied, “The honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic…”

Then Jessica burst out crying. “But, Ma, as soon as we returned home Daniel started using the most ghastly language… saying things I’ve never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home…. Please Ma.”

“Calm down, Jessica!,’ said her mother, very concerned. “Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?”

Still sobbing, Jessica whispered, “Oh, Ma…words like ‘dust,’ ‘wash,’ ‘cook,’ and ‘iron.’”

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