A man’s house was broken into by a burglar who had been striking his neighborhood for weeks.

A few days later, it was announced that the burglar was captured and was being held in the local jail before his trial.

Curious, the burglary victim went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the man who had broken into his house.

“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.

“No, no, no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

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