Oct
2
2009

Rules for Surviving College

Posted by: Jester

Don’t look at anything in a physics lab.
Don’t taste anything in a chemistry lab.
Don’t smell anything in a biology lab.
Don’t touch anything in a medical lab.

and, most importantly:

Don’t listen to anything in a philosophy department.


If you enter a college laboratory and see an experiment, how do you know which class it is?

If it’s green and wiggles, it’s biology.
If it stinks, it’s chemistry.
If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.

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