The State of Medical Science
Posted by: JesterFour doctors were at a medical convention and discussing the state of medical science after hours at a local bar.
An Israeli doctor commented, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.”
A German doctor said, “That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.”
A Russian doctor boasted, “In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.”
The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, proclaimed: “You guys are way behind! We recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.”
