Oct
19
2009
Three Rats
Posted by: JesterThree rats are sitting at a bar talking and bragging about how brave and tough they are.
The first rat says, “I’m so tough, once I ate a whole bag full of rat poison!”
The second rat says, “Well I’m so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart to escape!”
The third rat tosses back his drink and pushes himself away from the bar.
“Later guys,” He says. “I’m going home to chase the cat.”
