Town Barber
Posted by: JesterA guy walked into a barber shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”
The barber looked around the shop and said, “About 2 hours.” The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”
Again, the barber looked around at a shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours.” The guy left again.
A week later the same guy came in the shop again and asked the same question.
The barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour and a half.” Once again the guy left.
This time the barber looked over at a friend and said, “Hey, Bill, I’ll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and
see where he goes.”
In a little while, Bill came back into the shop laughing hysterically.
The barber said, “This must be good. Where did he go when he left here?”
“To your house.”
Tags: joke, relationships
