ELEMENT:	Woman
SYMBOL:
DISCOVERER:	Adam
ATOMIC MASS:	Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint.
2. Boils at absolutely nothing – freezes for no apparent reason.
3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones.
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USE:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can greatly aid relaxation.
3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent.

HAZARDS:

1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen.
2. Possession of more than one is possible, but specimens must never make eye contact.

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