Nov
5
2009
25 Reasons why Chocolate is Better than Sex
Posted by: Jester- You can get Chocolate.
- Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
- You can safely have Chocolate while you are driving.
- You can make Chocolate last as long as you want it to.
- You can have Chocolate in front of your mother.
- If you bite the nuts too hard the Chocolate doesn’t mind.
- Two people of the same sex can have Chocolate together.
- You can have Chocolate at your desk without upsetting your workmates.
- You can ask a stranger for Chocolate without getting your face slapped.
- You don’t get hairs in your mouth with Chocolate.
- “If you love me, you’d swallow” has real meaning with Chocolate.
- With Chocolate there os no need to fake it.
- Chocolate doesn’t get you pregnant.
- You can have Chocolate at any time of the month.
- Good Chocolate is easy to find.
- You can have as many kinds of Chocolate as you can handle.
- You are never to young or too old for Chocolate.
- When you are having Chocolate, it doesn’t keep the neighbors awake.
- With Chocolate, size really doesn’t matter…it’s always good.
- You don’t have to beg to get Chocolate.
- You can have Chocolate with little kids and not go to jail.
- Chocolate doesn’t keep you awake yapping after you’ve had it.
- You can have Chocolate all weekend and still walk okay on Monday.
- It’s easy to find 8 inches of Chocolate.
- No one looks at you funny when you admit that you’ve paid for Chocolate.
