A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for the outback.

On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch.

Just as he was about to toss back his drink, he saw a bloke with one leg masturbating furiously at
the bar.

“Oh my God!” the tourist cried, “What the hell’s going on here? I’ve been here one hour and I’ve seen a bloke shagging a sheep, and now some another one is wanking himself off in the bar!”

“Fair dinkum, mate,” the bartender told him, “you can’t expect a man with only one leg to catch a sheep!”

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