Nov
19
2009
Cats and Dogs
Posted by: JesterWhat is a Cat?
- Cats do whatever they want.
- They rarely listen to you.
- They’re totally unpredictable.
- When you want to play, they want to be alone.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They expect you to cater to their every whim.
- They’re moody.
- They are very picky eaters.
- They leave their hair everywhere.
Conclusion: they’re tiny women in little fur coats.
What is a Dog?
- Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
- They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but can’t hear you when you’re in the same room.
- They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
- They growl when they’re not happy.
- When you want to play, they want to play.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They leave their toys everywhere.
- They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
- They go right to the crotch as soon as they meet you.
Conclusion: they are tiny men in fur coats.
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