Some words that are difficult to say when you’re drunk:

- Indubitably
- Innovative
- Preliminary
- Proliferation
- Cinnamon.

Things that are very difficult to say when you’re drunk:

- Specificity
- Cogito ergo sum
- British
- Constitution
- Passive-aggressive disorder
- Loquacious
- Transubstantiate.

Things that are downright impossible to say when you’re drunk:

- Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex
- Nope, no more booze for me
- Sorry, but you’re not really my type
- Good evening, officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
- Oh, I just couldn’t — no one wants to hear me sing!

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