Nov
3
2009
Golfing Emergency
Posted by: JesterA husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when she collapsed with severe chest pain.
Thinking she might be having a heart attack, she said “Please dear, I need help. Go call a doctor.”
The husband ran off saying, “I’ll go get some help.”
A little while later he returned, picked up his club and began to line up his shot on the green.
His wife, laying on the ground, raised up her head and said, “I may be dying and you’re putting?”
“Don’t worry dear. I found a doctor on the second hole who said he’d come and help you.”
“The second hole? When is he coming?”
“Hey! I told ya not to worry. He’ll be here soon.” he said, practice stroking his putt… “Everyone’s already agreed to let him play through.”
