An ESL teacher requested students to use some words in a sentence.

1. Cheese

Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. Mushroom

When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.

3. Shoulder

My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I shoulder.

4. Texas

My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at!

5. Herpes

Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. July

Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. Rectum

I had two cars but my wife rectum!

8. Chicken

I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. Wheelchair

We only have one enchilada left, but don’ worry wheelchair.

10. Chicken wing

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. Harassment

My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, “honey harassment nothing to me.”

12. Bishop

My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. Body wash

I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. Budweiser

That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

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