Nov
30
2009
Monk in the City
Posted by: JesterA monk who has lived in seclusion most of his life has to travel to the big city to meet his friend, a Catholic nun.
On the streets of the city, he encounters a prostitute who said to him, “Blowjob? Five dollars?”
“No, thank you!” the monk says, blushing.
He moves on to the next street corner and another hooker asks him, “Blowjob? Five dollars?”
He hurriedly rushes down the streets but on each corner there’s a woman asking if he wants a blowjob. By the time he reaches the convent, he’s very upset.
He asks his friend the nun, “Sister, what is a ‘blowjob’?”
She says, “Five dollars.”
