A man in his 40s bought a new sports car and was out driving it at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing blue lights behind him.

“There’s no way they can catch this car,” he thought to himself and sped up even more.

Then the reality of the situation hit him, “What the hell am I doing?” he thought and pulled over. The traffic cop came up to him, took his driving license without a word, and examined it and the car.

The officer said, “It’s been a long day, it is the end of my shift, and I don’t feel like doing more paperwork. So if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, I’ll let you go.”

The man thinks for a second and says, “Last week my wife ran off with a policeman. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.”

“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer.

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