On his wedding night, Johnson kissed his bride on the forehead then rolled over and went to sleep. For the next five nights he never got any closer than an occasional peck on the forehead.

Then came Saturday and Johnson left right after dinner to join the boys down at the poolroom.

For his wife, this was the last straw and she began to pack her things.

A few minutes later, Johnson burst into the room, grabbed his wife, tore off all her clothes, threw her down on the bed and began making passionate love to her.

“Why, all of a sudden?” she gasped.

“Well,” said Johnson, “the boys down at the poolroom told me you put out.”

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