A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

Being somewhat modest, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, “If you were a gentleman you’d lift your hat.”

He raised an eyebrow and replied, “If you weren’t so ugly it would lift itself.”

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