Nov
29
2009

Statistics

Posted by: Jester

You’ve heard the old saying “you can prove or disprove anything with statistics?” Well, here’s an example of how that works:

A survey was conducted asking about the sexual experiences of the participants. Here are the results:

10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date
20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place
36% of the women favor nudity
45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes
46% of the women experienced anal sex
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning
80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations
90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest
99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office

Conclusion: Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.

So, do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it.

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